Monthly Archives: March 2012

Fantasy baseball players with long eyelashes

By popular request, I am now documenting the saga of my fantasy baseball experience on tumblr.

I chose to draft my players primarily based on the length of their eyelashes, whether it looks like they are wearing eyeliner, and the overall prettiness of their eyes.

From what I can tell, this seems to be about as valid a draft strategy as any, but time will tell!

So, if you are at all inclined to watching me misunderstand baseball, join me at